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Dear G7, I have the following drinking problem: I spend a lot of time on the road for my work. I used not to have a problem with drinking and driving, however, since I am not colored, not invalid, no retard, not an illegal, not gay, right-handed, no dwarf, do not have shoe-size XXXXXL, modestly centre-right, have a job, am not on drugs, have a mortgage, drive a bourgeoise car, own a dog, do not take medicine, am not epilleptic, am not pragnant (nor is my wife), am no transexual (nor is my wife), do not run a dictatorship in some obscure banana-country, do not own an internet-company, I get discriminated a lot, lately. How can I still enjoy a good beer? Yours truly anonymous |
Dear Anonymous, Get your ass up and walk to nearest pub (or cafe). Drink as much as good(!) beers as you can, until you can not walk anymore. Crawl home, through up and go to bed. Next morning you wake up with a hugh headache, than you know I HAVE ENJOYED A GOOD BEER! Yours sincerely, G7 |
 The girl on the picture is not Heidi. Heidi was a friend of the bachelor-girl. Heidi really need to contact the second G7 member on the right side of the picture! |
Dear Heidi, We are going to do anything we can to establish contact between you and our most famous G7 member! Yours sincerely, G7 |